Carried out by City Tapestry
(Lead vocal & guitar: Allison Durno, Jodi & I sing backup vocals. Boyfriend bits are yelled by yours really :-))
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Once we moved in, we beloved the neighbourhood
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We couldn’t have requested for extra
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Although I admit I kinda questioned ’bout the
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crucifix on every door.
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We planted roses, revamped the roof, the
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future was wanting brilliant, however then we
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began listening to the strangest noises
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behind the partitions at night time…
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One morning we noticed Mrs. S.
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Our subsequent door neighbour, she’s candy!
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We waved however I suppose she didn’t see us
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as she ran down the road.
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All of a sudden we seen one thing bizarre,
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a seething mass of black and brown
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after which the Evil Squirrel Horde took
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Mrs. Scuridopolous down.
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We boarded up the home windows
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put garlic on the door
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But daily we discovered extra scratches
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and peanut shells on the ground.
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“That is silly,” my boyfriend stated, “Squirrels are
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innocent and that’s a reality!
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I’m going outdoors to test issues out
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Keep right here…I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.”
(music stops abruptly)
